Dossiers A Better Life The Psionic Predator, by Charles Cosimano | Page 69

XII
Creative road rage
Driving is one of the most stressful things that we do. The never ending annoyances
caused by other drivers are not healthy to have to deal with. They cause the blood
pressure to rise and damage the digestion. Fortunately, with the aid of psionics, we are
not helpless against this problems, on the contrary, we have the opportunity to have a
tremendous amount of fun at the expense of everyone else on the road, whom, as well
all know, have no business being there in the first place.
This is fun. But first you have to learn how to make a fast-acting thoughtform, now
commonly called a psi-ball.
A psi-ball is a clump of psychic energy molded and charged to bring about a specific
result very quickly. It is useful in causing the parents of noisy children at the next table
to suddenly become child abusers in front of dozens of witnesses. And if you are really
good at it you can make the senior citizen across the room just drop dead, which is
always good for alleviating boredom because people tend to get really animated when
someone sitting next to them just up and dies. My Aunt Jenny did that years ago.
She was visiting her daughter's family and sitting on a stool peeling potatoes for dinner.
Why good Italians would be eating potatoes instead of healthy pasta is a mystery to me
but that is what she was doing. Well, as luck would have it she had a massive stroke
and just keeled over dead.
It totally ruined their dinner! (Of course if they were having potatoes the dinner was
already ruined. If it were not for french fries there would be no reason to even cultivate
them.)
You would think that rational people would just kick the body into a corner and have
dinner and then take care of the paperwork, but people are not rational and for some
reason think that somebody having the lack of consideration to die on them deserves
lots of attention even though the person is no longer in a position to notice it.
Anyway, I digress. Back to the psi-ball. This will take a little practice but once you get
the hang of it the procedure is very quick and very effective.
The first thing that you have to master is the art of bringing up the ambient energy of
the cosmos into you. You do that by a very simple process of visualization.
Sit in a comfortable chair with a reasonably straight back and close your eyes. Now
imagine the energy of universe just sort of beaming into you at the base of your spine.
Bring the energy up through your spine to the top of your head and then send it
shooting out only to return to the base of your spine and start the cycle all over again.