5 lessons I learned from life( the hard way) because I didn ' t watch Oprah...
He said he was an anti-social alcoholic, but I didn ' t believe him How could somebody this cute be so damaged I mean, he really is mean, selfish and drinks like a fish not to mention his favorite thing to do is play video games and you know what? he sucks at sex, too
So, last night I see this guy coming down the street stumbling drunk He sees me and says Hey. And I say Hey, yourself What ' s up? he asks. And I say, The sky, see it ' s falling He says, you ' re funny. I say, Well, I ' m not trying to be Where you headed? he asks. I say, Home. Can I walk with you? he asks. I say, Look, it ' s a free sidewalk We get to my place and first thing he tells me, he ' s bipolar. Then to top that, I find out he ' s a Gemini Some things even I can ' t fix. Give me the serenity
I ' m looking in the mirror, hungover and wonder well, how did this happen again? It could ' ve been the four extra cocktails I drank last night Out with a guy I swore off of months ago, which started off ok since he promised he would be on his best behavior and he was, until he threw up outside the bar we were at with everybody watching, then, when I came to his rescue they must have all thought: I ' m with him, stupid This is the last time. No more freaks for me. You better believe it
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