The Golf Cart
CHRONICLES
BY: SUZY JAMES - WWW.ITSNEVER2LATEBOOKS.COM
This Is A Story taken from The Golf Cart Chronicles - A Compilation Of Funny Golf Cart/Golfing Related Short Stories
MAKE IT A DECEMBER TO
REMEMBER
SANTA’S GOT A MESSAGE FOR YOU!
• If you have not been good all
year, I’m canceling your
hen you stop
Christmas.
believing in Santa
• May your Christmas gift be a
you get underwear that is golf car, new, state-of-the-art
tacky.
expensive, and free.
• You can’t buy a golfing hole-in-
• Don’t be naughty or
one in a store; you can get one
you will save Santa a
in a sock for free.
trip to your place.
• The older you get, the younger
• You can’t buy dreams
Santa Clause looks. My magic
in a store. My dreams mirror helps too.
are kept in a diary
• Smart golfers never test the
(woops I meant dairy), depth of water with both feet. I
that’s where I drop off prefer the frozen kind.
special cow snacks
• Do you know what I got for
every Christmas. Their Christmas last year, fat, jolly,
milk is Moolicious.
tons of mail, and a Ho Ho Ho?
• Keep happy and calm
• You can’t buy time in a store.
and jingle all the way
We can tell the time by the
to celebrate this holiday special tinkle sounds made by
season.
our reindeer’s and elves when
• I’m dreaming of a
jingling their bells.
white Christmas or
• Why is Christmas like a day at
else I’m going golfing. the office for working parents,
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you do all of the work and the
chubby person (me) wearing
the Santa Suit gets all the
credit? I believe in Santa.
You can’t buy love in a store, but
you can give your heart for free.
Big heart, more love.
Oh, for the days back then when
people stopped Christmas
shopping when they ran out
of money? To tell you the truth,
my reindeer have sore backs
from carrying all the gifts
purchased on credit cards. We
use a lot of magic to deliver
every gift on time.
For some people golfing is a
sport to see which score is the
best, but respect of all scores is
a true sign of friendship between
real friends.
Never drink more than two
alcoholic beverages at a social
Christmas function no matter
how long you stay there. Iced