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Customer C.A.R.E. by Dr Trilogy Module | sponsored by Federal-Mogul Sixty Two – Real Customer C.A.R.E. Calamities #3 The third example of Customer C.A.R.E. Calamities is the Grand Prix D’or of customer c.a.r.e. calamities. And it is not one incident, it is an ongoing saga, and an institution that has managed to reach rock bottom on the customer c.a.r.e. scale. In actual fact, what you are about to read will appear to be science fiction, because the behaviour, and service levels of this lot, may sound unbelievable, and if the truth be told, what these mutants (the most generous term I could bring myself to use) have managed to achieve is beyond the pale, and beyond the twilight zone. I am talking about the South African Post Office, or more accurately, Not the South African Post Office. Interestingly, this third calamity follows SANRAL and Telkom in our parade of incompetent calamities, and all three parastatals are living proof that businesses should not be run by government, nor have any government involvement in any shape or form. Customer service comes from a profit motive, and only private enterprise understands what exactly this means. Government equals inefficiency, incompetence, lack of urgency, corruption and NO CUSTOMER C.A.R.E. N ow let us have a look at this calamity creature euphemistically known as the Post Office. The Post Office is a calamity for the country as a whole, a calamity for businesses, a calamity for individuals, a calamity for government, and even a calamity for foreigners, which I shall explain later. And if you are a publisher, such as Litage Publishing, which publishes aBr, the magazine in which this series of articles are being serialised, the Post Office is one monstrous and major calamity, and as I write this, publishing houses are closing down because of the “out of body” experience known as the Post Office. Let me give you a little insight into what I mean. But the publishers soldier on, and their subscribers accept late delivery of their magazines. As an African doctor once told me – TAB. I had to ask what he meant, and he explained succinctly, “That’s Africa, Baby”. So if your magazine arrives a week late, or never arrives, TAB. We live with TAB, and we put up with it, because the weather is great. However, when your magazines starts to consistently arrive two, three, four weeks late, or consistently never arrives, then you have to draw a line, even with your TAB philosophy. Over the past two years, the Post Office has managed to redefine TAB, in its most extreme form. Being a publisher in South Africa has its challenges, but by far the biggest challenge is the dysfunctional postal system. It all started in 2012, when Post Office management managed to lose control of its workforce, particularly the casuals that they utilise on a contract basis. At the best of times the postal service levels are shocking, not coming close to what is regarded as acceptable in most democracies. The “leaders” of this motley lot of casuals and full-time radicals appear to be a virulent form of anarchists, and their actions appear to be based on | words in action 28 some type of military training, as their modus operandi has been, for the past two years, to lay siege to mailing hubs and sorting houses, which effectively paralyses the entire postal system. Thus, on at least three occasions these past two years these radicals have managed to delay the delivery of mail and magazines for up to two months at a time. And recently, they exceeded their quota, pushing the strike to three months, and counting. But whatever their agenda, the management of the Post Office has to take the blame, because if an incident like this happens once, you are obviously caught off guard; it happens twice, you wonder why nothing was learnt by management; but when it happens thrice and more, management is clearly incompetent – has no one heard of contingency plans? And obviously the problems at the Post Office run deep – why not resolve this? You’ve had two years!!! And don’t you understand what the classical definition of management is? december 2014 / January 2015