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Currents
May 2016
Same location for 19 years • “S. FL’s finest & friendliest PGA/LPGA Instruction right in your back yard”.
By: Dr. Bob Bookbinder
One Liners
Winter is the season that's so
cold, even the wind howls about
it.
Winter is the season when you
try to keep your house as hot as it
was all summer.
I don't mind Spring, Summer
or Fall, but Winter leaves me cold.
No woman has ever shot her
husband while he was doing the
dishes.
When a woman is looking for
a husband she is either single or
married.
There are two ways to handle
a woman and both are wrong.
The smart girl who searches to
long for a smart cookie is apt to
wind up with a crumb.
The idealist puts a woman on
a pedestal - and the practical man
comes right along with a ladder.
Nothing confuses a man more
than a woman driver who does
everything right.
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