CURRENTS February 2016 Vol 29 | Page 12

12 Currents February 2016 By: Dr. Bob Bookbinder Some Very Amusing & Unorthodox Definitions Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he or she wants it done. Hard work is an accumulation of easy things you didn't do when you should have. Modesty is the art of encouraging people to find out for themselves how important you are. A modern wife is one who knows what her husband's favorite dishes are and the restaurants that serve them. A opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings. An optimist is someone who thinks he will never do anything stupid again. A poli X