SPOONERISM
A spoonerism is an error in speech or
deliberate play on words in which
corresponding consonants, vowels, or
morphemes are switched between two
words in a phrase. While spoonerisms are
commonly heard as slips of the tongue
resulting from unintentionally getting
one's words in a tangle, they can also be
used intentionally as a play on words.
FUN TIME !
Q: How do baseball players
stay cool?
A: They sit next to the fans
Q: Why was the computer
cold?
A: It left it's Windows
open!
Examples:
•"Three cheers for our queer old dean!"
(Dear old queen, referring to Queen
Victoria)
Q: What did the computer
do at lunchtime?
A: It had a byte!
•"The Lord is a shoving leopard." (A loving
shepherd)
TEACHER : What is the
chemical formula for
water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO” !!
•"A well-boiled icicle" (well-oiled bicycle)
•"Is the bean dizzy?" (Dean bus)
PUNS
Puns are a form of word play which take
advantage of words, or similar sounding
words, with multiple meanings, often to
create a humorous situation or joke. Puns
cansometimesbecreatedunintentionally,
in which case the saying ‘no pun intended’
is used. Read on and check out our funny
examples that feature everything from
seafood to lightning.
•Let’s talk about rights and lefts. You’re
right, so I left.
•Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a
banana.
Compiled
by:
•When a clock is hungry it goes back four Varsha,8D
seconds.
•A boiled egg every morning is hard to beat.
TEACHER : What are you
talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you
said it’s H to O !
TWIST YOUR
TONGUE !
I saw Susie sitting
in a shoe shine
shop.