HUMOUR IN ENGLISH ...
•English might be the most widespread language in
theworldbutthere’sstillnohaminhamburger,noegg
in eggplant and neither pine nor apple in pineapple.
•The thing you’re looking for is always found in the
last place you look.
•What did the man who walked into a bar say? Ouch!
•Why did the boy eat his homework? Because the
teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
•What are two things people never eat before
breakfast? Lunch and dinner.
•Why is the number six so scared? Because seven
eight nine!
•If the plural of man is always called men, why
shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?
•If we are the human race, then who is winning?
•If vegetarians eat vegetables then what on earth do
humanitarians eat?!
Compiled by:
Varsha,8D