The Folding Bed Prank
Step 1. Wait for sleep to overtake occupant. Step 2. Flip up bed with occupant inside. Step 3. Wedge bed closed( place chair beneath frame). Step 4. Leave occupant to stew. wall
Step 5. Release after five minutes( max).( cf. current health and safety regulations) folding bed
Gavin Palmer( OS 1989) fig. 1 boy chair floor
Rest assured, these days, every boarder’ s bed is prank-proof.