Q: What kind of bear has no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
Q: How do you fix a broken jack o-lantern?
A: A pumpkin patch!
Q: Where does the general put his armies?
A: In his sleevies!
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato!
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef!
Q: Why didn't the teddy bear finish his supper?
A: He was stuffed!
This month for laFFs
Q: What did the finger say to the thumb?
A: I'm in glove with you!
Jokes that~
~ stick with ya