108
It
Only
Hurts
When
He
Cracks
a
Smile
Quick
was
hustling
nine
ball,
shooting
with
an
eagle
eye,
it
was
from
growing
up
on
snooker
and
billiard
tables
This
dude
got
pissed
off
and
pulled
out
a
Saturday
Night
Special
and
shot
him
right
in
the
ass,
his
lady
dragged
him
to
the
hospital,
he
felt
Like
he
was
between
a
dream
and
a
nightmare,
Quick
was
laying
on
a
gurney
waiting
his
turn,
when
they
rolled
in
a
fat
heart
attack
victim,
the
nurses
Peeled
off
his
shirt,
the
doc
said,
“Son
of
a
bitch,
this
fucker
looks
like
a
gorilla”
they
applied
the
paddles
and
turned
up
the
electric
juice
His
body
jumped
off
the
table
like
a
fish
out
of
water,
he
was
flopping
on
the
floor
next
to
Quick,
they
jolted
him
again
and
his
chest
hair
caught
on
fire
Lucky
for
him
his
lady
had
marshmallows
and
chopsticks
in
her
purse,
they
were
soon
having
a
nice
picnic
minus
the
ants.
By
Catfish
McDaris