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  107   Speedy  Gonzales     Quick’s  lady  inherited  a  turkey  farm,   she  asked  him  to  go  help  until  Thanks-­‐   giving  and  they  should  make  some  cash     Fucking  turkeys  and  shit  and  feathers   were  everywhere,  he  went  out  in  the   field  and  got  toasted,  Mary  found  him     She  asked  why  was  he  there,  he  said  he   was  waiting  for  the  goats  to  laugh,  he     despised  turkeys,  he  rather  eat  dog  shit   she  called  him  a  douche  bag,  he  said  the     CIA  calls  it  EIT,  enforced  interrogation     technique,  Quick  threw  some  pissed  off     skunks  in  the  clothes  dryer  and  split  faster     than  Speedy  Gonzales.       By  Catfish  McDaris