107
Speedy
Gonzales
Quick’s
lady
inherited
a
turkey
farm,
she
asked
him
to
go
help
until
Thanks-‐
giving
and
they
should
make
some
cash
Fucking
turkeys
and
shit
and
feathers
were
everywhere,
he
went
out
in
the
field
and
got
toasted,
Mary
found
him
She
asked
why
was
he
there,
he
said
he
was
waiting
for
the
goats
to
laugh,
he
despised
turkeys,
he
rather
eat
dog
shit
she
called
him
a
douche
bag,
he
said
the
CIA
calls
it
EIT,
enforced
interrogation
technique,
Quick
threw
some
pissed
off
skunks
in
the
clothes
dryer
and
split
faster
than
Speedy
Gonzales.
By
Catfish
McDaris