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CIDER MAGAZINE
ISSUE 36
PG 27
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CIDER JOKES
CAUTION: Please do not read unless you
have a sense of humor. Thank you.
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the
barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems
he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I
have just the thing," says the barber taking a small
wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this
between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber
proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if
white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
A guy at the shrink says, “Doc, I can't stop
singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'”.
The Psychiatrist says, “That sounds like Tom
Jones syndrome”!
“Is it common?” the guy asked.
“It's not unusual” the Dr. replied.
At the pub the other night I saw three heavier
ladies chatting. It sounded as if they had
Scottish accents, so I went over and asked,
“Hello ladies, are you three lassies from Scotland?”
One of them I immediately upset by this and
she stated, “It’s Wales,
you bloody idiot, Wales!”
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