The Fun Page
Your monthly dose of dry, forgettable humor
Peter’s Poll
How did you receive your first detention?
•Texted your bae in class – 54.6%
•Forgot that there are classes after lunch – 32.9%
•Did not lock your gym locker – 22.7%
•Punched a hole in your gas card and used it as an ID – 12.2%
•Illegally parked in a snow bank – 11.9%
-Peter Monaghan
Look Alikes
Stump the Bro
Stump the Bro will be a regular feature in the Chieftain
this year, where Br. Segvich will try his luck at tricky
trivia from a staff member.
Q1: How many crusades were there?
A. 7
B. 4
C. 10
D. 13
Bro: A
Q2: What was the temperature (in Farenheit) of the coldest NFL game in history?
A. minus-3
B. minus-9
C. minus-13
D. minus-18
Bro: A
Q3: How many light bulbs are in the Empire State Building?
A. 8,571,233
B. 3,194,547
C. 1,983,467
D. 10,119,543 Bro: B
-Kordell Smith
What are THOOOSE?!?!
Beans from “Even Stevens”
Sudoku
In the Numberz
4.1 million Current high school freshmen in the U.S.
165 Current freshmen at Brother Rice
.004% U.S. freshmen who attend Brother Rice
66 Number of feeder schools in the Class of 2019
4 International students in the freshmen class
(Canada, China, Czech Republic and Hungary)
85 Different cities/towns that the freshmen come from
25 Freshmen from St. Regis (the most of any feeder school)
-Jack Farrar
What are those answer: C.
Alec Davies
A.) Mr. Kase
B.) Mr. Carrico
C.) Mr. Shaffer
D.) Bro Seg
Managing Editor Charlie Beauregard
Assistant Editors Jack Farrar, Eric Cosma
Reporters/Editors Sebastian Dybowski, Jack Fitzpatrick
Nolan Geraghty, Ryan Israel
Jacob Oxyer, Kordell Smith
Contributors
Peter Monaghan, Evan Oesterle
B R OTHE R R IC E H IG H S C H O O L C H I E F TA I N
Stump the Bro answers: 1. A 2. B 3. C
The Chieftain
Science Corner
Neil Harbisson has only seen in
grayscale since birth. A native of
Northern Ireland, Harbisson has
an antenna implanted into his skull
that allows him to “hear” colors. It
utilizes a sensor that picks up wavelengths of light and creates a unique
sound for each color.
-Eric Cosma
P AGE 3
S E P T E M B E R 2015