Chieftain March 2016 | Page 6

The Legend of Big Buck Naumann By Jack Farrar Chieftain Staff Throughout the history of Brother Rice High School, there have been countless athletic teams that have experienced triumph, ranging from Catholic League to State Championships. With this storied athletic success comes talk of the greatest athletes to ever walk the school. Some mention names such as B.J. Armstrong, Mike Lodish, Jason Alessi, etc. What gets lost in translation during conversation involving such a topic is that, unbeknown to most, the greatest athlete to ever stroll the halls of Brother Rice is, in fact, Mr. Naumann. Even though Mr. Naumann is not an alumnus of the school, his sheer will and determination in the field of Big Buck Hunting cannot go unnoticed. In what is known by many as the second hardest sport in the world only the best of the best have a shot of winning the World Cup in Big Buck Hunting. A few reasons the sport is challenging is that you have to train for numerous years to develop the arm strength necessary to manage the pump action of a Big Buck Hunter shotgun. Mr. Naumann, a Big Buck Hunting World Cup veteran, likes to say that what many people don’t realize is that, to compete with the elite players, you need to enhance your calf muscles, as well, in order to maintain the proper stance throughout a full game. Mr. Naumann spent a year in the wilderness, immersing himself in a world of the same animals he would be facing in the Big Buck Hunting World Championships. During his year in the wild, Mr. Naumann studied the movements of wild deer to prepare for “game situations.” Once he had mastered every detail of a deer’s daily lifestyle, he knew he was ready to compete in the World Championships. Mr. Naumann almost had the perfect Cinderella run to the championship in 2012, as he upset the No. 2 and 4 seeds Rocket Man in the world. In the final showdown, he faced the No. 1 seed and lost by only two deer. He was devastated by the loss and had trouble figuring out what to do next. He decided to return to college because he was a “one-and-done” college superstar and therefore hadn’t yet obtained a degree. After college, he became a tutor and worked his way to his current position as a math teacher at Brother Rice. Mr. Naumann ɕѥɕ