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Your monthly dose of dry, forgettable humor
Sudoku
Stump the Bro
A tribute to Kordell Smith
1. How many followers on Twitter does @Kordell2012
have?
A. 382
B. 545
C. 37
D. What is a follower?
Bro’s answer : B
2. Where is Kordell going to college?
A. Central Michigan
B. Michigan State
C. Western Michigan
D. Pacific Coast Academy
Bro’s answer : A
3. Where does Kordell work?
A. Vineyard Vines
B. Penn Station
C. Subway
D. Karma Yoga
Bro’s answer: B
Bro’s record to date: 10-for-21 (47.6%)
-Not Kordell Smith
Thank You!
In the Numbers
A tribute to Jack Farrar
&
Mr. Birney
Br. Segvich
10,000
For your many years of service
-Not Jack Farrar
Chieftain Staff
Peter’s Poll
A tribute to Peter Monaghan
Managing Editor: Ryan Israel
What grade are you going to be in next year?
Assistant Editors: Jack Fitzpatrick, Nolan Geraghty
Sophomore - 33.3%
Junior - 33.3%
Senior - 33.3%
5-Year Guy - 00.1%
Reporter/Editor: Jacob Oxyer
Contributors: Charlie Beauregard, Sebastian Dybowski,
Jack Farrar, Peter Monaghan, Evan Oesterle, Kordell Smith
B R OTHE R R IC E H IG H S C H O O L C H I E F TA I N
with by himself for the Chieftain Senior Issue
297 Jack’s Instagram followers
61 Kairos retreat that Jack went on
12 Jack’s basketball number
Times Jack Farrar has mentioned he threw out the first
pitch at a Milwaukee Brewers game
-Not Peter Monaghan
P AGE 3
S U M M E R 2016
Stump the Bro Answers: 1. B 2. C 3. B Bro’s Career Record: 12-for-24 (50%)
1 Numbers for “In the Numberz” that Jack actually came up