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How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?

Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

A: CSI

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

A: It went OK.

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

A: Na

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

A: HeHe

Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?

A: To become a buffer solution!