clubs
you can expect, from DJs Simon Patterson, Jonny Griffiths, Ben Joseph, Sam Jones, Ben Aldred, Dave Eaves, Jace Williams, Digital Horizon, Joe Byrne, Callan Christie and Wayne Hannigan. on shots and Jagerbombs. Fridays + Saturdays Distorted 10pm-3am, free. Rock, punk and metal night in the bar area where punters are encouraged to make requests. Kitty, Tina Sparkle, Miss Babs and Jolene Dover.
Mocka Lounge
Glam
Koko Gorilaz
Greyfriars Road, Cardiff. 029 2022 9311 / info@ glamnightclub.co.uk Mondays 10pm-3am, £3.50. Two floors of charts, dance and student anthems (room one) and r’n’b, hip-hop, urban and funky (room two). Mon 16 is a Freshers Fest and Mon 23 is a TOWIE Takeover. “Some of the cast have taken time out of their busy diaries to come party with us!” I like how this suggests that things like this aren’t in fact the bread and butter of their existence. Mon 30 is the same thing again, but with “some” of the cast of Geordie Shore. Wednesdays (from Wed 25) HUMP 10pm3am, £3.50. This is billed as the most outrageous night ever to come to Cardiff, which they will achieve via drinking games and a DJ set by someone from The Valleys. Thursdays Propaganda 9pm-3am, £3 adv. UK-wide indie night comes to Cardiff with special guests on some weeks. Residents: DJ Dan, The Postman, Andy Tokyo, Matt Nelmes and Joshcat. Fridays Therapy 9pm-3am. Level 1: r’n’b, hip-hop and mash-ups from DJ Sole and DJ Pro. Level 2: house, electro, dubstep and drum’n’bass from Ian Davies and DJ Rewire. Fri 27 is a second birthday special and features a DJ set from Jacob Plant. Saturdays Vanity 9pm3am, £5. Two rooms of quality music, everyone catered for it is claimed. Sat 28 has a DJ set from McFly’s Danny Jones, who Glam reckon to be “an amazing DJ”. Sun 15 MTV The Valleys Moving In Party £4/£3.50. This is your chance to meet the entire cast of The Valleys, and is also the first in Glam’s Freshers 2013 events. If you go to this you should in all seriousness be thrown out of university. Sun 22 Detention £5. People still go to ‘School Disco’ type nights? Jesus wept.
Ladybird
Salisbury Road, Cardiff. 029 2034 1767 / www.kokogorilaz. co.uk *Fri 27 Interplate £6/£5 before 11.30. Debut night from Cardiff crew who tend towards classic roots and dub, plus dubstep and steppas fare. Bristol’s RSD headlines their debut night, and is joined by Shanti Squire, Dub Renaissance, Shear and Subset. Nice. 10/11 Mill Lane, Cardiff. 07851 387683 / info@ ladybirdcardiff.com Tuesdays Alt.Tuesdays 10pm-3am, £4/£3.50 guestlist. Indie and rock every week. Fridays Spoiled Rotten 9pm-3am, £5/£3 b4 12. Urban Fusions, Mista Bibs, Alex B and John Banji play club classics plus r’n’b and dance hits. Live video mixing also features. Saturdays Voodoo 8pm3am. House from Chris Evans again, plus guest sax from Mr Saxobeat. Sundays Sunday Project / Surf Shak 7pm-3am, free with guestlist. Floor fillers and house classics from DJ Sarah Louise.
Mill Lane, Cardiff. Mon-Sat 11am-late. 029 2022 1295 / www.mockalounge.com Fridays Timeless DJ Dan Nicholas plays r’n’b, funk, disco and old skool. Just old skool. Saturdays Decorum Soulful and upfront house, plus funk, disco etc, from Sinky and Styles. Sundays VIP Chris Evans (My Playhouse) plays club classics, funky house and r’n’b.
4am. Join DJ Craig W on a journey through time with the best hits from the last two decades. Fridays Pulsetastic 10pm5am, £4/£3. With live PAs once a month. Saturdays Pop Til You Drop 10pm-5am, £5/£4 b4 11. The very best chart remixes and classic hits all night long!.
Indie in room 1, metal in room 2. Saturdays Sink 10pm-3am. Hip-hop, drum’n’bass, dubstep etc, with special guests plus resident DJs Dubman, Swiss Elf and South. Sat 7 + Sat 5 Oct Dead Of Night 10pm-3am, £3. Goth/alternative club night.
tunes in Groovy Wonderland. Saturdays Kanaloa Polynesian style area with cocktails, VIP booths, dancers etc. 37 St Helens Road, Swansea. 07980 448660 / www. theundergroundswansea.com Wednesdays (from Wed 18) Funktion 9pm, £5. New weekly drum’n’bass night for the studes. Mike Edwards is the only resident DJ confirmed so far. Fri 6 Reset 8pm-3am, £5/£3 NUS. Modern EDM boundary-pushing is promised. Leon Robinson, Ceefax, Samwize, Miiike Edwards, Rhod Morgan and David Morgan Smith are the pushers in question. Sat 5 Oct Dirtbox 8pm-2.30am, £5. Hard dance from Argy, Chuck-E & Shocker, Trqnz-Linquants v MKN, Tekno Tom, Rob Davies v D-Grove, Dave J, Aztek v Swainer and Samphetamine & Kingo.
The Underground
The Queens Hall
Soda Lounge
Monkey Bar
13 Castle Street, Swansea. 01792 480822 / www. monkeycafe.co.uk Fridays Don’t Give A Funk Fridays 10pm-4am, £3. Funk, hip-hop, electro and party tunes. Sat 7 + 21 Wonka Vision 10pm-4am, £5. I don’t know who’s playing these nights, or if they’re even on these dates. It is basically impossible to get any info out of this venue, and believe me I try, without fail, every single month. Sat 10 + 28 Marvel 10pm4am. Fortnightly urban ??????????????(?)?????(?9?????(?????????(?5??????()!????M?????9?????????????????????????????????????????????A???? ???1?????????
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