Why doesn't C++ have a garbage collector?
Because there would be nothing left!
8.
Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So
what'll it be?"
The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg
jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"
"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-
terminated."
9.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I'll
use threads” - and then two they hav erpoblesms.
10.
Q: Why did the programmer quit his job?
A: Because he didn't get arrays.
11.
To understand recursion, first you need to understand recursion.
12.
If at first your don't succeed, stop Trying and attempt to Catch what
the problem is. then Finally give up.
13.
I used to think love() was abstract, until you implemented it in
MyHeart.
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