Joker : Mursalin Habib, CSE
1.
Two bytes meet.
The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
2.
I’d tell you a UDP joke but you might not get it.
3.
In C you had to code our own bugs. In C++ you can inherit them.
4.
There are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand
ternary, those who don't, and those who thought this was a binary
joke. (assuming there is no intersection between these sets)
5.
There are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand n-
ary, those who don't, and (n-2) others of indeterminate
characteristics (left up to the implementation).
6.
Why did C++ decide to not go out with C?
Because quite frankly, C just has no class.
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