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KEVIN’S KORNER

Umehara Daigo Brendan Shea photographing for MadCatz Banana Brendan©

In an upsetting defeat to his all time rival, Umehara Daigo Brendan Shea has decided to leave the fighting game scene and move on to game development. With
Banana Brendan© having lost their only player; interest
in Banana Brendan© plushies has declined drastically.
We interviewed Brendan in regards to his lost and future
endevours. He told reports that “Alan had morning wood
too. I just couldn’t beat him. Additionally, when I asked my
sponsors to get me a bucket of coffee, all I got was a large.
Why would a place call their large a bucket when it is just a
normal large. In any case, I plan to pursue a life in game development. It was always my dream to be able to mash x x x
and y y y against one million troops and be sucked. A Frogger remake has also been a dream of mine. With the simplicity of Frogger, I felt that it needed some spicing up and with
current technology, it is definitely time for a reboot.”

At this time, Brendan’s whereabouts are unknown.
Some say he went on a spiritual journey to Japan to one-day
return to beat Alan, training under a waterfall practicing
his shoryu’s and his hado’s while blindfolded and wearing
weights. Other reports states that he went on to develop his
own game studio and bought out Banana Brendan©; taking
the name of Shea Studios with Banana Brendan©’s classic
plushie as their mascot character. Whatever the case may be,
we hope that one-day, Brendan will come back to the world
with new innovations. Whether it be through his game or
through his play, we wish him the best of luck.

Umegara Daigo Brendan Shea after his upsetting
defeat against Alan Shea

Tak Fujii Brendan Shea presumably at E3 presenting
his new game