I see a beautiful smile
Your laugh is wonderful
Your personality is blissful
You remind me of
Brendan Shea
You came to my house for a movie
Knowing full well I don't like movies
You asked if I had a movie in mind
I replied,
"I only have Brendan Shea on my mind"
Brendan Shea, the man
Not just the man, the myth of a man who was once a legend
Yes the legend, Brendan Shea. Shining like a unwrapped toaster my dear Brendan Shea
You remind me of his wonderful bald spot he tries to hide
You remind me of his barn animal sound effects he cries
You even remind me out of the countless times he dies
In a game for the Wii, Super Mario Galaxy 2 which is no surprise
Brendan Shea, the thinker
With Chipotle on his mind, and part of his life
He tries and tries
To enjoy his love of the zesty wrapped meat
But little does he know
He is out of his greens
To which he replies
"But I didn't get salad in mine"
Oh, Brendan where does the time go?
I remember your venus fly trap
Still not growing just as we left it
It is a sight for not impressed eyes
Won't you get back your money under $5?
Oh Brendan, the smile you give me
Is like watching Enrique talk about Kevin
Blissful, loving, erotic
But enough talking here I'm getting an orgasm
For your birthday deserves only the bestÂ