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now thudding to terra firma and nightmare-ville! Take a look. What better symbol to kick off this part of this flop show than the flamboyant, larger-than-life, king of good times Booze badshah, Vijay Mallya! The Royal Challenger of Bangalore, who consistently doled out telephone number cheques to players – Yuvi Singh! – he fancied, flaunted and hosted dazzlers from B-town & fashion world is today reduced from CHEERS-TO-TEARS! His Kingfisher airline is grounded as is his control over his UBI empire and the tycoon is in deep, deep shit! Sahara groups Subrata Roy – one time bosom pals of U.P. Chief Minister Mulayam Singh Yadav, networking chief extraordinaire Amar Singh, Reliance Boss-man Anil Ambani and of course Bollywood’s towering inferno, The Big B – comes next. Amidst hi-pitched media shoshaa, the Sahara Shree bought the most expensive team in 2010 [Pune Warriors]. Today, the big shot is languishing in jail, unable to rustle up funds for a bailout due to – allegedly – zillion financial ghaplas. Raj Kundra – NRI businessman & hubby of Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty – enjoyed his moments in the limelight as team-owner of RR, until he was caught betting and slung out for two years, amidst public shame. T. Venkattram Reddy – Deccan Chargers – had to let go the team Vijay Mallya is down from Cheers-To-Tears! His KingfisherAirline is grounded as is his control over his UBI empire and the tycoon is in deep, deep shit! after a fraud case gripped him. CSK chief N. Srinivasan – the controversial heavy – had to vacate his BCCI throne and his India Cement had to let go CSK. His dear son-in-law Gurunath Meyiappan – sone pe suhaaga – was also banned from any serious cricket-related activity – due to his bindaas betting spree! Hi-profile, suave politician, Shashi Tharoor lost his ministership after a franchiserelated sweat equity investigation and soon after, lost his wife amidst a blaze of publicity under dubious circumstances. Ness Wadia & Preity Zinta too – former lovers & co-owners of Kings XI Punjab - fell out in acrimonious fashion, in full 35