BOOM September Issue | Page 29

REPORT orable show. Lately, though, the LSAs have veered towards the mediocre, putting out half-baked, low-budget events or worse, no event at all. What’s even more unfathomable is the awards office’s ease with meting out accolades for the previous year at the tail-end of the next year. It doesn’t make sense. The world over, the initial months of the year signify award season, beginning sometime in early January and culminating usually around end February with the Oscars. Our desi LSAs, meanwhile, found nothing wrong with giving out awards in November last year to the winners of 2013. By this time, of course, people had more or less forgotten the previous year’s achievements.This year, sadly, seems to be following suit. Even though jury meetings were held as early as March, the LSA event is tentatively scheduled for the last quarter of the year with no confirmed date announced as yet.When will the LSAs put their act together? “Soon,” says Fareshteh Aslam, Country Head at Golin Pakistan and in-charge of LSA’s media management, rather optimistically. “We have a number of exciting plans for the upcoming LSAs that we cannot discuss at the moment.”Since great timing can’t possibly be credited to the upcoming awards, one can guess — and hope — that the organisers are cooking up a grand show. For one, Fawad Khan and Mahira Khan are sure to be a part of the event as they are the new faces of Lux’s latest campaign. Last year, Fawad created a furor when he hosted the ‘House of Lux’ dinner with Iman Ali. Now that he is making inroads into Bollywood with an upcoming Karan Johar movie and Mahira is riding high on cinematic success, featuring the Humsafar pair together is bound to be a major feather in the LSA cap. It also pretty much guarantees high viewership ratings.However, what won’t guarantee ratings are humdrum performances and hackneyed odes. We’ve seen enough tributes to Madam Noor Jehan and Nazia Hassan to last us a lifetime and while Ali Azmat continues to be our favorite rockstar, how many more times will he come onstage lip-syncing to his hit songs from long ago? The same goes for Zoe Viccaji who is easy on the ears and eyes but has featured in enough award shows to now be positively boring.Having retreated from the spotlight last year, the LSAs need to come back with a bang, being entertaining and inventive enough to keep audiences hooked. Tributes are important but so is highlighting the new stars in Pakistani entertainment. It’s been a promising few years for cinema and one hopes to see today’s ‘it’ stars traipsing across the LSA stage: Sikander Rizvi, Humaima Malick, Fahad Mustafa, Ayesha Omer, Danish Taimoor, Sohai Ali Abro, Armeena Rana Khan along with Fawad and Mahira. One also hopes to see plenty of high fashion — that’s one quarter where the LSAs never disappoint — and performances reflective of the nascent talent struggling to make waves in local music, oscillating from Coke Studio’s soulful synergies to the beats of underground rock.Ever since their inception, LSA events have been masterminded by the very accomplished Frieha Altaf. Frieha’s done it all; balanced star schedules so that they could be available for the event, coerce a squabbling milieu of starlets into delivering exceptional performances and guarantee a scintillating red carpet. While organizers are yet to confirm whether Frieha will be part of this year’s event, it would certainly work well if she is roped in, wielding the flair and organizational skills that are characteristically, exclusively hers.Regardless of whether the event manages to bring on the glamour, the LSA award results this year are bound to be mired in conflict. Speaking on why they have backed out of the Television nominations, authorities at Hum Network explained, “Even last year, we complained of the open favoritism within the LSAs when our drama* Zindagi Gulzar Hai* was not considered in the Best Satellite Play category,” explained Hum TV officials. “We may not win but hard work in the field at least needs to be recognized. Again, this time, we felt that the nominations were not fair and we decided not to be part of an awards system that lacked balance and credibility.”Fareshteh Aslam reiterates, “Channel owners know that a television play is only eligible for a nomination if 70% of it has been aired during 70% of the awards year. I am surprised that they still continue cribbing. The industry is getting bigger and only a handful can get nominated. The jury’s decisions may get queried but they also have to be respected.Otherwise, everyone may just as well nominate themselves on a quota basis!” Looking at the LSA nominations over the years, this makes sense. Currently, ARY’s dramas may dominate the Television nomination categories but there was also a time when almost all the awards would be won by either Geo TV or the Hum Network. With last year’s hit Pyare Afzal to its credit, ARY is bound to win in several categories this time but who knows what may happen next year?Nominees are sensitive about their work and despite being criticised constantly, the LSAs stand apart from other entertainment-based local awards ceremonies. The Hum Awards, in their third year now, taking place early in the year and boasting plenty of star-power, lose clout because they focus on just the Hum Network’s own