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FUNANDFACTS

Shela Moves

D O N E B Y

I m m a t u r e G u y s.

By Barbie Mofokeng
Ladies are mad about romantic guys.

Boys before going all out and propose a girl, they secretly admire and do stupid things. Before they jump in to their mission of proposing, they improvise their proposal lines a night before they make a move to the girl, especially when it ' s their first time. When the day of proposing finally comes, they ' re sure that they are fully confident until they meet the girl. It ' s funny how they ' ll get all confused and suddenly run out of words, They start to stutter when they speak, they start shaking and rolling their eyes forgetting the little things they have to say to the girl. These days social networks have made it easier for boys to propose girls. There ' s an online dating App and it ' s more convenient, that ' s why it ' s very rare to find single people out there. You ' ll be surprised to find a nerd dating. All thanks to Online dating. I just don ' t understand why boys turn out to be somebody they are not when they propose a girl. You knew a guy who used to wear normal clothes, a guy who was always outdated with fashion and then BOOM! All of a sudden he ' s a fashion killer, Mr Swagger. Like Whoa! What happened

From Mr Bean to Mr Idris Elba in a blink of an eye just in the name of L. O. V. E.
What boys should do:
¢ Just be yourself- stop impressing girls with things that don ' t compliment your personality. Real girl will love you for who you are, not for what you are trying to be.
¢ Make sure you smell good, your hair is neat, Your hands are clean and shaved beards.
¢ Clean yourself up-Your cleanliness will score high points for you.
When you ' re out on a date.
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Please don ' t order food like you are in your crib, be a gentleman. Order small portion of food, this is what turns a girl on. Don ' t eat in a greedy way and forget that you are on a date. Always ask the lady if she needs something, if she doesn ' t atleast buy her flowers and chocolates.
¢ Have you ever heard that a first kiss on a first date is magical? Well that ' s only if you both are up for it.
¢ Ask her nicely and if she says yes, kiss her in a way that she will always feel that there are butterflies in her tummy.
¢ Don ' t kiss her in a way that you ' ll end up arousing in public and give her the wrong impression that you ' re after sex.
¢ A simple kiss " Mwaaa!" is enough.
Ask her out randomly. Sometimes you can invite her to your place just for movies and snacks. Don ' t invite her to your place expecting to get laid. Relax! If she ' s up for it her actions and body language will speak for her. You don ' t have to force her, otherwise you ' ll lose her in a snap of a finger just like that.
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