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FUNANDFACTS

Shela Moves

D O N E B Y

I m m a t u r e G u y s .

By Barbie Mofokeng
Ladies are mad about romantic guys .

Boys before going all out and propose a girl , they secretly admire and do stupid things . Before they jump in to their mission of proposing , they improvise their proposal lines a night before they make a move to the girl , especially when it ' s their first time . When the day of proposing finally comes , they ' re sure that they are fully confident until they meet the girl . It ' s funny how they ' ll get all confused and suddenly run out of words , They start to stutter when they speak , they start shaking and rolling their eyes forgetting the little things they have to say to the girl . These days social networks have made it easier for boys to propose girls . There ' s an online dating App and it ' s more convenient , that ' s why it ' s very rare to find single people out there . You ' ll be surprised to find a nerd dating . All thanks to Online dating . I just don ' t understand why boys turn out to be somebody they are not when they propose a girl . You knew a guy who used to wear normal clothes , a guy who was always outdated with fashion and then BOOM ! All of a sudden he ' s a fashion killer , Mr Swagger . Like Whoa ! What happened

From Mr Bean to Mr Idris Elba in a blink of an eye just in the name of L . O . V . E .
What boys should do :
¢ Just be yourself- stop impressing girls with things that don ' t compliment your personality . Real girl will love you for who you are , not for what you are trying to be .
¢ Make sure you smell good , your hair is neat , Your hands are clean and shaved beards .
¢ Clean yourself up-Your cleanliness will score high points for you .
When you ' re out on a date .
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Please don ' t order food like you are in your crib , be a gentleman . Order small portion of food , this is what turns a girl on . Don ' t eat in a greedy way and forget that you are on a date . Always ask the lady if she needs something , if she doesn ' t atleast buy her flowers and chocolates .
¢ Have you ever heard that a first kiss on a first date is magical ? Well that ' s only if you both are up for it .
¢ Ask her nicely and if she says yes , kiss her in a way that she will always feel that there are butterflies in her tummy .
¢ Don ' t kiss her in a way that you ' ll end up arousing in public and give her the wrong impression that you ' re after sex .
¢ A simple kiss " Mwaaa !" is enough .
Ask her out randomly . Sometimes you can invite her to your place just for movies and snacks . Don ' t invite her to your place expecting to get laid . Relax ! If she ' s up for it her actions and body language will speak for her . You don ' t have to force her , otherwise you ' ll lose her in a snap of a finger just like that .
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