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6 The Ateres Yaakov Star – Purim Edition March 2015 FAMOUS LAST WORDS By: Moish Rosner- 9th Grade • Come on, it’ll be fun. • • Don’t worry, black cheese tastes the same as blue cheese. It’s not so far down. • It says rat poison, not human poison. • What do you think that rabid gopher does in his hole? • Look, the train isn't coming. • It’s totally safe to point a laser pointer in your eye, right? • Go and give that gang member a hug. • It’s not a mine field, it’s a bump field. • No, I always try the gun range from the opposite side. • That’s not water. • The water is always green like that. • I’m going to where my bag is, Mr. Pesner’s room. • Let’s go feed the lion at the zoo. • Radiation can’t hurt me. • Who wants a cookie? • I’ll be back in 2 minutes. • No, you can’t lick the jumper cables while they are still attached. • Look at all those brake lights. I wonder what they mean. • Don’t listen to the GPS, I know where I’m going. • My razor still isn't sharp enough. • Why would I leave the house, it’s only getting fumigated? • Why have an amp if it’s not on max? • You can scratch yourself with a piece of broken glass. • Don't you always iron your shirt while still wearing it? • Smoking isn't going to kill me. • Hey look, a falling anvil! • Look, I found a bomb-shaped alarm clock. • Stop signs are only a suggestion. • Eh, who doesn’t cheat on Mr. Homnick’s tests? Watch me juggle these chainsaws! • • To make sure the circuit works, wet your finger and put it in. • Look, something is stuck in the blender, let me take it out. • I’m sure the “Do Not Knock-In a Meeting” sign on Rabbi Yaffe’s door is just a suggestion. • Who cares if it is mid-December? I’m going to play basketball on the courts. • I’m sure no one will care if I skip the line for pizza at Mishmar. • Sure you can smoke, the sign is just a suggestion. • • I’ve gone to Wok Tov every day for a year, I feel fine. • Rabbi Bennett won’t mind if I use his office for a quick personal phone call. • I’m going to drive blindfolded, no bet, I just want to. • Who wants some liquid nitrogen?! I wonder how long I could live in my own locker. • What’s the big deal? It’s Purim and rubbing alcohol is all I could find.