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The Ateres Yaakov Star – Purim Edition
March 2015
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
By: Moish Rosner- 9th Grade
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Come on, it’ll be fun.
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Don’t worry, black cheese tastes the same as blue
cheese.
It’s not so far down.
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It says rat poison, not human poison.
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What do you think that rabid gopher does in his hole?
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Look, the train isn't coming.
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It’s totally safe to point a laser pointer in your eye,
right?
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Go and give that gang member a hug.
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It’s not a mine field, it’s a bump field.
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No, I always try the gun range from the opposite side.
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That’s not water.
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The water is always green like that.
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I’m going to where my
bag is, Mr. Pesner’s room.
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Let’s go feed the
lion at the zoo.
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Radiation can’t hurt me.
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Who wants a cookie?
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I’ll be back in 2 minutes.
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No, you can’t lick
the jumper cables while
they are still attached.
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Look at all those brake
lights. I wonder what they
mean.
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Don’t listen to the
GPS, I know where I’m
going.
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My razor still isn't sharp enough.
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Why would I leave the house, it’s only getting fumigated?
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Why have an amp if it’s not on max?
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You can scratch yourself with a piece of broken
glass.
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Don't you always iron your shirt while still wearing it?
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Smoking isn't going to kill me.
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Hey look, a falling anvil!
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Look, I found a bomb-shaped alarm clock.
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Stop signs are only a suggestion.
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Eh, who doesn’t cheat on Mr. Homnick’s tests?
Watch me juggle these chainsaws!
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To make sure the circuit works, wet your finger and
put it in.
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Look, something is stuck in the blender, let me take it
out.
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I’m sure the “Do Not Knock-In a Meeting” sign on
Rabbi Yaffe’s door is just a suggestion.
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Who cares if it is mid-December? I’m going to play
basketball on the courts.
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I’m sure no one will care if I skip the line for pizza at
Mishmar.
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Sure you can smoke, the sign is just a suggestion.
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I’ve gone to Wok Tov every day for a year, I feel fine.
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Rabbi Bennett won’t mind if I use his office for a quick
personal phone call.
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I’m going to drive blindfolded, no bet, I just want to.
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Who wants some liquid nitrogen?!
I wonder how long I could live in my own locker.
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What’s the big deal? It’s Purim and rubbing alcohol is
all I could find.