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Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
After a solid decade of enduring
horrifying and unrelenting psychosexual
nightmares, you will finally meet the man
of your dreams.
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18
You finally win the love and
admiration of all American citizens now
that it means exactly jack shit.
Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20
Seriously, if kielbasa on a roll with
coleslaw and barbecue sauce isn’t the
best thing in the entire world, the stars
would like to know just what is.
ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20
No one can argue effectively
without the correct set of tools, so make
sure you have a hammer in each hand.
Taurus Apr 21 – May 21
Just take things one day at a time
this week, even though you’re up against
a race of impossibly advanced aliens who
can move through time at will.
Gemini May 22 – June 21
Fire and water magicks are strong
in your sign this week, so maybe it’s time
to consider quitting your job on that
offshore oil rig.
Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22
You will be caught utterly and
completely off-guard by next week’s
events, causing you to wish once again
that you had some sort of way to tell the
future.
Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22
While it’s true you’re not the
brightest person around, take solace in
the fact that you’re not going to win any
beauty contests, either.
Join the AWOL forum
Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22
Although at first it seems
impossible to believe the zookeeper’s
story of how you were switched at birth,
the fact remains that you’re the only
giraffe in your office.
Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23
This week it will seem you must
either tell your secret love about your
feelings or die. Next week, of course, you
will die.
Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21
Some trouble looms at work next
week when first the boss decides to fire
half the staff and then those people get
mad and decide to murder everybody.
Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21
No real change for your star sign
this week, unless you’re one of those
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