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integration
While waiting to finalise their Australian residental
status, two Afghanistani men start chatting. As they
part, they agree to meet in a years time and see who has
adapted better to the Australian way of life.
True to their word, they meet after the year is up. The
first says to the second, “We have integrated so well...
yesterday, I ate a meat pie and drank a VB while watching
my son play Aussie rules, and we own a Holden VK
Commodore.”
The second man replies “Bugger off, ya towelhead.”
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odd shaped balls
Little known fact;
There is a play-off for fifth place in the Rugby Word Cup.
It is called the Six Nations.
syndrome
I went to the doctor because my left thumb and index
finger were swollen.
“Ah,” said the doctor, “that’s the CTRL-Z syndrome.”
“Oh my God!” I replied. “Is there any way to undo that?”
the problem with...
If we’re okay with Saudi Arabia’s record of beheading,
stoning, flogging and crucifixion, what exactly is it that
we don’t like about ISIS?
mysterious ways
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new
bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn’t work that
way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
transparency
Thanks to political correctness, nothing is clear anymore:
We live in an age when transparent means someone who
is both a mother and a father at the same time.
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