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Wilde Things | by Fingal Wilde Fascists under your bed The invite was intriguing. The ninth annual Security Summit to be held at the Sandton Convention Centre from 27 to 29 May 2014 promised to cover it all, from strategy, tactics, and the most efficient technology solutions. I, being internet challenged, looked forward to hear how I was going to be able to stop those banks from stealing my money, to protect myself from those pesky Nigerians offering me vast amounts of money, and to hear more about the latest anti-virus software, and how good it is. T op-rated international and South African speakers were to cover a wide range of infosec security issues and to bring their expertise to bear on world trends in surveillance and privacy, and the impact of the Snowden revelations on South Africa, and (cue salivation) more. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. I settled into my seat and soon realised I was in a room full of conspiracy theorists, and worse. It started pretty well with a reasonably balanced introduction by two South African commentators, but then I was exposed to two international keynote addresses by two very interesting individuals. 6. Jacob Appelbaum, introduced as an independent computer security researcher, hacker and core member of the Tor project; and Christopher Soghoian, with an even more impressive introduction as principal technologist, senior policy analyst with the Speech, Privacy and Technology Project at the American Civil Liberties Union; proceeded to describe the FBI, the CIA, the United States Cyber Command, the National Security Agency and anything remotely right of their perceived centre, as evil incarnate, and desperate to snoop on every single one of us, with nefarious motives. My mind immediately went back to the movie “Enemy of the Sate” which I saw about 15 years ago. These guys had obviously seen this movie as well, and they clearly took it very seriously. I used to be like that. I remember being outraged after I saw the movie Z in 1970, and willing to start a revolution. And then I grew up. As I sat there, amazed at the single minded self- righteousness of these individuals, I saw a bit of my teenage angst in them, and I would have loved to have asked them some questions around their beliefs, but unfortunately question time was curtailed, so I will just have to ask these questions rhetorically in this public space, without their right of reply (of which I am sure they will have a lot to say): | words in action 62 august 2014 If you are a good guy, should you care about the government snoops? Is this paranoia about the snoops not just a good reason to create an exciting industry? Aren’t we all utopiasts? Marx and Trotsky were in a permanent state of revolution. Are you in a similar mode? Just as Joseph McCarty found a communist under every bed (shades of the swart gevaar in South Africa in the 70’s and 80’s), are you not finding a fascist under every bed? Are you the new thought police? The answers to these questions would indeed be interesting, but I’m not going to hear them. However, I did get some satisfaction from the Summit. I found out that anti-virus software is a waste of time and money, and the interplay between the keynote speakers and the MC Jeremy Maggs made for some amusing theatre. They clearly did not know much about Maggs, and he clearly did not appreciate their patronising stance towards him. It was good while it lasted.