Artslandia at the Performance: Portland Playhouse Nov/Dec 2014 | Page 48

episode #005 episode #005 They filed into thethe secret Artslandia They filed into secret Artslandia studio, far far beyond the North Pole and studio, beyond the North Pole and thethe LandSweets — all of Portland’s Land of of Sweets — all of Portland’s favorite holiday season characters. favorite holiday season characters. Kris Kringle of Miracle on on rd Street Kris Kringle of Miracle 43 43rd Street was scratching his his beard and puffing was scratching beard and puffing his his pipe, and the Sugar Plum Fairy pipe, and the Sugar Plum Fairy of The Nutcracker was dancing, of The Nutcracker was dancing, of of course. Lucy of You’re a Good Man, course. Lucy of You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown was giving Charlie Charlie Brown was giving Charlie Brown advice in rather stern tones, Brown advice in rather stern tones, as usual. Scrooge of A Christmas as usual. Scrooge of A Christmas Carol was looking loose change in Carol was looking forfor loose change in thethe sofa thethe set, but George Bailey sofa on on set, but George Bailey of It’s a Wonderful Life/Twist Your of It’s a Wonderful Life/Twist Your Dickens had already found it and Dickens had already found it and given it to people who needed it given it to people who needed it farfar more than Scrooge. more than Scrooge. The setup was pretty simple — Tonight The setup was pretty simple — Tonight Show-style with Crumpet Elf of Show-style with Crumpet theth