Aren't Humans Lucky May | Page 15

AREN’T HUMANS LUCKY? The garbage robot turned to the other and in an aggrieved voice said, "This rubbish is trying to get out of being collected by pretending to be a human. Look," it said as it faced Perlock once more, "it's almost on the pavement." With a careful flick of one of its many grasping appendages it conveyed Perlock back in front of it. "It looks suspiciously like a human to me," said the police robot. “Not a very good specimen, but quite possibly human even so.” "I am," yelled Perlock. "Here's my card." He withdrew the small, plastic identicard and held it to one of the policerobot's eye-stalks. "Now me?" do you believe The police robot saluted with a creak and fired a small salvo in Perlock's honour. The cleaning robot mumbled, "Dust on my lenses again. proper maintenance," 71 No "Could one of you please get me to my office now?" asked Perlock, feeling a little more in command of the situation. "I think that's up to transport. I'll give them a ring." Perlock heard the police robot muttering into a fone, then it looked at him and said, "There'll be a cab here presently, Sir." Suddenly, from along the street came a terrible screech and crash. The police robot glanced up. "An accident," it cried joyfully. "Good day, Sir, "it shouted as it sped towards the scene. The cleaning robot revved its motor. "Litterlitterlitterlitter," it chanted joyfully and followed in the tiremarks of the police robot. Perlock found himself momentarily stunned, though happily so. Then he saw that the traffic which had been swerving