Aren't Humans Lucky May | Page 13

AREN’T HUMANS LUCKY? But the nurse was not listening. She was scurrying out of the room and the even-numberedcall nurse was taking her place. "You called, Sir," said the nurse. Perlock went red. "I was merely shouting at the other stupid robot, not calling you, but." he continued hastily, as the robot turned to leave," maybe you could get me I some robot crutches." "How many would you like, Sir?" Perlock sighed. “Two crutches, PLEASE." alf an hour later Perlock found himself being transported along the edge of the street by his pair of robot crutches. There had been no human passers-by, which wasn't surprising as most people travelled by municipal transport. It saved him some embarassment. HLurton Suddenly, there was a moan from the crutches. 69 "Keep still. You're upsetting our balance." "I'm just trying to get comfortable," retorted Perlock. "And be a bit more civil." "They left our civil circuits out, softy. Now, keep still or we’ll lay one on you." Perlock was speechless but he continued to try to achieve a happier position. "Right," said the crutches in unison, "we're going back to the hospital. Metal and oil can only stand so much." "I don't want to go back to the hospital," wailed Perlock. "Who said anything about you?" inquired the crutches nastily, and they tipped Perlock into the road. When he had recovered his senses the crutches had hopped out of sight. "Come back," he called in vain.