Adults Inc. volume # 1 | Page 4

Adults Inc.

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The moon on Skype

Are you on Skype? Video chat can be great fun but please use caution! Jezmina was one of our best members until recently blinded by accidently peering at a full moon on skype for too long. Now she is only able to drink bottled fluids and mumbles incoherently about "budgie smugglers". We should all learn a lesson from this unfortunate encounter. Have fun on Skype but for fucks sake don't tell Ixwe your on there, or he will show you his ass and we will be another member down.

Holy Crap Cole !

Recently Adults Inc. member Cole made a huge haul on a raid. He posted the pic on KiK but it has now scrolled off the screen. Cole managed to sack a village for well over 400k in gold and elixor each! All over KiK messenger were exclamations of "Holy Crap Cole!" congratulating him on the big score and earning him the new nick name. That and the fact the he told us a story about eating some bad food in Bangkok and his ass exploded in the club, the cab, the street, the hotel, and lord only knows where else!

So Mr. H.C.Cole, please send us your screen cap so we can post it up! Did you just hit it big? Get a screen cap and send it in, we can put it up for all to see.

H.C.C.