The most discerning novice begins
with catching ghosts in bottles.
There are a wide variety of ghosts and spectres
in the world. These spirits refuse to pass on
after death due to some unfinished business,
and always with ill intent. A ghost will haunt
any number of places or locales, and, thanks to
modern occult technology, if a lady finds one
in her home or workplace, she can now catch
the irritating spectres in either the finest ghost
glass, or cheaper ghost bottles if she is short
on money. It's always best to get a bottle with
an automatic ghost summoner built into
the neck, like a cork, for a lady can
become quite querulous at having
to uncork a bottle, recite an
incantation and re-cork a
bottle while a demented
apparition is thrusting a
headless baby at her.
USE AND KEEPS GHOSTS CAPTIVE IN PERPETUITY!