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Movies we HATE

6 headed shark attack is one of if not the worst movie to be filmed , there are a plethora of reasons as to why it sucks . Some of these reasons include horrendous acting , the special effects are horrific , the plot is questionable , and the shark seems to defy natural laws . Many people who have seen this movie have all come to the conclusion that it ’ s just plain bad . It ’ s a movie we all hate .
First off let me discuss this movie ’ s incredibly odd plot . 6 headed shark attack takes place on an island where this “ happily ” married couple hold a marriage boot camp . So couples come to this marriage boot camp to get marriage advice . What doesn ’ t make any sense is that it ’ s discovered later in the movie that the couple running this marriage boot camp are in the process of getting a divorce . Most deaths in this movie take place on land . You may be thinking ,” Why do most deaths in this movie take place on land ? I thought this was a movie about a shark ?” Well apparently the shark can defy natural laws and crawl on land with its six heads . The shark doesn ’ t even crawl that fast , you could walk away from this shark with no problems . However , this is fact completely ignored when the characters stand still waiting for the shark to eat them , only attempting to escape when it ’ s far too late and they ’ re in the mouth of a shark
Let ’ s talk about the shark . This shark has many tricks up
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