So you ’ re here to apply for a position on our luxury cruise liner , are you ? Why don ’ t you start by taking this nifty quiz to find out what job is for you !
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This is a lifelong career , seeing the world is a perk of the job .
No ! I like to keep things CRISP !
hoW abOut EarlY morNingS�
Does that mean PEOPLE ? No comment .
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WhaT ’ s yOur CustOmer serVice likE�
I ’ m more about the chill .
I can turn on a smile at the drop of a hat !
Are you spoRty�
Nah , only with myself .
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Yeah , nothing better than getting that heart rate up !
And comPetiTiVe�
For sure ! What ’ s the point of sport without a little competition ?
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Words : Benita Estevez . Illustration : AJ Higgins |
GREAT ! Early bird catches the worm , am I right ?
Depends on why ?
I make a wicked banana bread !
Gastro-what ? Soz , but I don ’ t have a degree in medicine …
WhaT abOut Your gasTronOmY skiLls�
GAME ON !
You ’ re a SQUASH COURT ATTENDANT ! For a sports mad person like you , this is a dream job . When guests arrive , just set them up with their rackets and balls and sit back and watch the match . From time to time you ’ ll get a solo guest looking for a squash buddy . You ’ re right there , eager to play ball . But best not to get too proficient … remember , it ’ s THEIR holiday , not yours .
Erm , I was hoping for a working HOLIDAY …
How do You Feel aboUt gOod , old-fasHionEd graFtinG�
Not a problem , I have unlimited elbow grease packed .
ALL RISE !
You ’ re CHIEF BAKER ! You ’ ve obviously done your time in lesser roles ( or should that be rolls ) and now have the skills and prowess to be in charge of 13 other bakers on this formidable ship . Working with only the finest ingredients , you ’ ll be making soda & sultana scones and Vienna rolls for breakfast ; chocolate and vanilla eclairs and apple meringues for dessert . There ’ s quite a lot of work to do . Set your alarm for EARLY .
WHAT A FINE SHINE
You ’ re the CHIEF BOOTS STEWARD . Sounds like you may be getting yourself some fancy new kicks but no ! You ’ re spending your evenings collecting footwear left outside cabin doors and buffing them until they sparkle . At least you don ’ t have to talk to anyone though , eh ?
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