WORKING HOLIDAY !
HigH as the sKy� |
Are you afrAid Of heiGhTs� |
I ’ m here for the ride ! Not even sure if I have packed my sea legs tbh . |
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All aboArd ! FirSt thiNgs FirsT . IS thIs a worKing holIday , or the begInniNg oF A lifE at sEa�
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Yeah ! I want a bird ’ s eye view . |
No ! I like to feel like I ’ m on top of the world ! |
Petrified ! |
Do You Like to get dirTy� |
HOw ’ s yOuR eyeSighT� |
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Not THAT high ; sounds like a bout of vertigo just waiting to happen . |
Yeah ! Mud , grease , food , paint – I ’ m always in a bit of a state . |
EYE , EYE CAPTAIN
You ’ re a LOOKOUT ! No , really , please do make use of your excellent eyesight and penchant for heights and look out ! Be aware though , the ice-cold wind can make tears freeze , so keep a tissue handy . And we hope you know your left from your right . When you DO see something you need to ring your bell . It ’ s one clang for starboard and two clangs for port and three if it ’ s DEAD AHEAD . Up you go . Oh , and the binoculars are kept in the cupboard on deck . Now where did I put those keys … No presh , just do your best .
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Better than 20:20 . I sometimes see things that aren ’ t even there !
My distance work isn ’ t great .
Yeah , anything is better than heights .
THE NUTS AND BOLTS OF THE MATTER
You ’ re a GREASER ! Nice to see you ’ re serious about your nautical career and not scared to put in some proper work . What will you do ? Grease all the parts of the ship ’ s engines , that ’ s what . It ’ s going to be dark , hot and dirty – but your job is CRUCIAL . And be ready for some room shares . Hopefully your colleagues don ’ t snore … or worse … there ’ s not much air down there .
WouLd yOu fEel Safe belOw decK , iN thE boWels of ThE shiP , sO to speAk�
On deck would be preferable .
ZEN DEN
You ’ re the TURKISH BATH ASSISTANT ! Turn that smile on , look fresh and keep those 1st class passengers feeling boujee . If you keep the place clean and never forget to hand out fresh towels you may even make friends with some top-tier passengers . But if that ’ s not your bag , wait till closing and treat yourself and your mates to a pamper instead . Just make sure the captain isn ’ t around .