IN THE ENGLISH LESSON
The art of jokes
Everyone loves a funny joke but coming up with jokes on the spot is tough. The secret to the best jokes to make everyone laugh uncontrollably is a deep commitment to ridiculousness!!! You shouldn’ t be afraid to get cringy and corny or rely on a pun that’ s a bit of a stretch.
Here are some light – heated and fun jokes that won’ t fail to make you laugh!
1. What do you call a fake noodle? An im – pasta!
2. Why did the kid throw a stick of butter out the window? To see butter – fly! 3. What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon – aid! 4. What do you call a cheese that’ s not your cheese? Nacho cheese! 5. What do you call an attractive fruit? Fine – apple! 6. Why can’ t you trust atoms? They make up everything! 7. Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all its problems!
8. Why did the bus fall over? Because it was two tired! 9. How many lips do flowers have? Tu – lips 10. Why was the picture sent to jail? Because it was framed! 11. Why was the librarian kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked! 12. What is the smartest state? Alabama. It has
4 As and 1B! 13. What do you call a tower of cats? Mew – tain! 14. What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh! 15. How do bees get to school? By the school buzz! 16. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the dressing! 17. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he has a great fall! 18. Which bird has the worst manners? The mockingbird!
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