Zoom Autism Magazine Summer 2015 (Issue 4) | Page 30

myself enjoying her lively company so much. A week into our work, our sessions were as welcome and revitalizing as that first gulp of air finally sucked in after pushing through perfectly chlorinated water just prior to my lungs exploding from toying with living submerged permanently. I considered postponing my fancy institutional quest a while longer while I explored the depths of this new worker. This might amuse me for some time. The thing simply got out of hand. ----- “I intend to do my fair share, making the appreciation of neurodiversity more common than juice stains in minivans.” ~ Barb ZOOM: What made you decide to write your incredible book I Might Be You: An Exploration of Autism and Connection, and what lessons do you hope people take away from it? Barb: SS keeps meticulous daily session notes from everyone who works with me. After filling a few binders of my “amazing transformations,” we figured we should share what worked and what did not. did so with a genuine smile. Next, fear—would she run from the unpredictable grabs by a larger, more menacing creature? No, the optimistically warped doctor misinterpreted my offish assails as a friendly yet awkward closeness gesture. The most substantial test would take significantly more patience on my part. I will outlast her momentary interest by evading progress. I have outlasted the best of them. This well-intentioned do-gooder will soon retreat from my world, and I can resume my comfortable solitude. With any luck and decent manipulative creativity on my part, I will be safely tucked away in a posh home for institutionalized types by summer. That way, everybody wins. Mom and Dad are guilt-free and can get some rest and golf a bit. The smiling shrink (SS) gains some well-needed experience with incorrigibles and gets paid for her troubles. And me—well, I can survive. No need to thrive. My mind is not a bad place to live. Who knows, I might even find another pot-smoking friend to help me pass the time.Well, you could have knocked me over with a worm of floating light (like the ones seen drifting across one’s visual field while staring into an overcast sky) when I felt 32 ZOOM Autism through Many Lenses There is hope for all is the takeaway. We are all teachers. For best results teach from the heart to the heart. ----ZOOM: We love this quote of yours: “Autism is my Prism, not my Prison.” Can you elaborate on that? Barb: Yep. I plan on having t-shirts and mugs made with that lil’ ditty. I am not alone in that truth and intend to do my fair share, making the appreciation of neurodiversity more common than juice stains in minivans. Conner: How did the radio show ide 6