arrangement is notable to him.
The waitress brings our food to the table, and before she can put the plate down, Bernard is reaching for his burger. The waitress looks shocked. She gives him a disgusted look and walks away. He doesn't notice. He is too busy eating, and making noises with his mouth while he eats.
‘This burger never gets old,’ he says, his mouth still full.
I give a half smile and then take a bite of mine. I'm not hungry, but if I don't eat Bernard won't be happy with me. He doesn't like it when I don't eat. He says that he likes me round and chunky and if I don't eat, I won't be able to stay that way. When he eats, I eat. That's one of his rules.
When we finish, the waitress comes back to take our plates and Bernard orders the killer chocolate cake, a slice for each of us. He tells her we are celebrating seven years of being together. She smiles and looks my way. There’s a softness in her glance, but I can tell it’s mostly pity.