your-god-is-too-small May. 2016 | Page 45

And: Verily I say unto you, this generation shall not pass, till all these things(End of the World and your second coming) be fulfilled. - Matthew 24:34 I understand that being an eternal creature, our finite sense of time must be almost totally foreign to you, although you did create it, so you should have at least, a cursory understanding of it, but from these verses and the fact that well, it’s been around 2000 years since you passed, you do not seem to be too aware of time and for this reason, I think we can check this box as well. I – Intellectual Functioning: This refers essentially to the patient’s cognitive status. How well can he carry out calculations and other thought processes that would be commensurate with his education? (8) Considering you are all-knowing, I must imbue the highest level of education upon you, as to do otherwise would be logically absurd and open me up to charges of blasphemy. So, how well can you, an all-knowing deity, carry out calculations based on your supremely knowledgeable and intelligent capabilities? Let me approach this with a number of easy questions to determine your cognitive status: 1. If you are the all-powerful, all-loving and all-knowing creator of everything and you desire a cosmos which is absent of evil, do you: P a g e | 45