Dinosaurs. When I was two years old, my parents taught me how to say the word “Paleontologist” and whenever someone asked me what I wasted to be when I was older, that’s what I would tell them. I was obsessed with dinosaurs, I loved them dearly, but even before watching Jurassic Park, I was plagued with a recurring nightmare of a T-rex peering through my bedroom window at me while I was sleeping.
Most of these dreams ended before the T-rex saw me but the thought of the giant, hulking beast spying me, crashing its head through my window and ultimately eating me made me feel helpless and pathetically weak. Given the fact that dinosaurs are extinct and humans and dinosaurs were never present on Earth at the same time, I am pleased to inform you that there is no chance of a dinosaur entering your bedroom and eating you in your sleep.
…unless, of course, you clone dinosaurs and release them into the unsuspecting public
…so don’t do that.
...please.