Jokes
Q. What's small, furry and bright purple?
A. A koala holding its breath!
Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. A stick!
Q. Why did the emu cross the road?
A. To prove he wasn't a chicken!
Q. What's a koala's favourite drink?
A. Coca Koala!
Q. What do crocodiles call children?
A. Appetisers!
Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with sheep?
A. A woolly jumper!
Q. What animal can jump higher than the Sydney Harbour Bridge?
A. All animals, because bridges can't jump!