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WORDS FROM THE EDITOR
WORSHIP TEAM COACH
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the launch of the Mobile Marketplace on Page
older than 40, or, in some other way is less-
MODULE 10:
5. This page is an app-free alternative to Layar
than-attractive. But what if (surprise!) one of the
How to Stack Your Team With Ringers
and features photos and short URLs that point
“least of these” can play like Lincoln Brewster
You’ll learn how to bring in new musicians
to product pages for most of the gear you’ll see
or sing like that Battistelli girl? No worries: you’ll
quickly, and with little qualification process.
in each issue.
learn techniques like putting them in the back
This session will teach you how to look solely
row with low lighting and requiring that they
at talent and not be encumbered with things
wear all black.
like character and personality. You’ll also learn
While
we
value
the
relationships
we’ve
how to show preferential treatment to the uber-
made with our industry partners, all of this is
talented ones.
secondary to serving YOU! With that in mind
MODULE 9:
we’re working on crafting the kind of magazines
How to Appear to be Above Reproach
that we’d want to read. Ones that cover the
This session teaches you the art of rationalization
Thanks so much for taking the time to
techniques and gear that make your worship
and deflection. For example, if you happen to
peruse the details of the course. We hope to
experience a better one, while providing easy
show up late or unprepared, you’ll learn how to
partner with you soon on the demise of your
access to enhanced content along the way. To
make important-sounding excuses for yourself.
worship ministry.
paraphrase Pastor Andy Stanley, we’re married
And if a team member should ever dare confront
to the mission, not the model.
you on an issue, you’ll learn two techniques to
Sincerely,
deal with this: 1) turning it back around on them
Enjoy the changes! We see a lot of potential
as the guilty party, and 2) placating the team
Lou Cepher
here to offer you even more practical help for
member by showing remorse without changing
Director of Training
your worship teams.
a thing.
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Lord Bless Ya!
Bruce & Judy
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