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NORTHSHIRE

HUMAN STARTING AREA
By Doug Reynolds
No NO NO! Ye dinnae have Boar with Dark Brew Lager, ye have Dwarven Stout!
Tell me now why ye picked THIS Tavern ya wee beastie?

“

Sir, we need to move

Orcs hiding in tree’s..whatever next.
Here is a quick life lesson

Willem to the side of the Abbey.
Sergeant Willem looked knee

laddie, Orcs and Worgs smell to high

deep in Gnome droppings - Goblin

to lend a hand in Northshire I

heaven, to the point that even a big

Assassins had been dispatched

do find it odd you were asked

beard doesn’t keep the stench oot.

to take out key members of the

to do this please explain?”

This did make it very easy to flush

Northshire defence. Add to that

the Orc spies out mind ye, but after

the high number of field injuries,

Humans they NEED our help. Any

fighting Worgs of any kind make

things were getting desperate

race that cannae drink till they’re

sure ye get yer beard checked for

pretty quickly and it was time

sober NEED help. It seemed that

Fleas. With the Worgs and Spies out

for me to wade in beard deep.

the Blackrock Orcs had taken a

the way Mcbride who still seemed

liking to Northshire and wanted

to be struggling somewhat with that

pain in the beer keg but loud noises

to take it for themselves. Marshal

wasp asked me to go help Sergeant

drove them out into the open where

on - you were enlisted

“Ah well, ye see laddie, these

Mcbride was pleased in a swallowed
a wasp kind of way to see me,
but did welcome the help. The
unclean Orc savages had let their
Blackrock Worgs off the leash and
they were terrorising the good folk
of Northshire. So I needed to thin
their numbers and also take care
of the Orc Spies that were hiding in
the trees gathering information on
the state of the defensive forces.
AND BEFORE YE SAY ANYTHING!!
I realise how dopey that sounds!
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