WORDPLAY July, 2013 | Page 22

“ Excuse me, may I know who the hell this is?” I enquired with a slight mixture of agitation and curiosity.“ Hi ummm, I ‟ m Raghav, umm you don ‟ t me. You ‟ re a girl?”, came the reply. I thought about hanging up but something about his voice told me that he wasn ‟ t some creepy pervert.“ Yes Einstein, I ‟ m a girl. Do you have any problem with girls? What do you want? Are you Kabir ‟ s friend?”.“ Who ‟ s Kabir? And yes I have a major problem with girls. And a girl is the reason you are receiving this call today.
I just never imagined that my last call would be to a girl.”, he said in such a deep voice that I always wished Kabir to have.“ What? Listen, is this some kind of a joke? Did Kabir put you up to this?”, I almost shouted at him.

“ Excuse me, may I know who the hell this is?” I enquired with a slight mixture of agitation and curiosity.“ Hi ummm, I ‟ m Raghav, umm you don ‟ t me. You ‟ re a girl?”, came the reply. I thought about hanging up but something about his voice told me that he wasn ‟ t some creepy pervert.“ Yes Einstein, I ‟ m a girl. Do you have any problem with girls? What do you want? Are you Kabir ‟ s friend?”.“ Who ‟ s Kabir? And yes I have a major problem with girls. And a girl is the reason you are receiving this call today.

I just never imagined that my last call would be to a girl.”, he said in such a deep voice that I always wished Kabir to have.“ What? Listen, is this some kind of a joke? Did Kabir put you up to this?”, I almost shouted at him.

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