WORDPLAY July, 2013 | Page 15

Ninety percent of marriages between foreign women and Egyptian men who live in Egypt end in failure after the husband leaves for the country he ‟ s now a citizen of thanks to the marriage. When there are children, the Egyptian husband gets custody and sends his wife packing, or goes back home again.“ Thanks Mr. Postman!” keeps running through your head.
That ‟ s all you could get out of her about it. What other shockers does it have in it then?
You lose hope with her for a while, but try again in the hope of improving your image:“ I didn ‟ t invite you to have sex, just to have dinner.”
“ You ‟ re asking me for a date. I ‟ m not stupid. I know how Egyptian guys think. You want to spend a night with me, perhaps you want to marry me and get citizenship through me. That ‟ s fine. I won ‟ t ask you about your job, but do you have accounts in banks in Egypt or Europe?” It seems that it isn ‟ t only Egyptians who are bums. She ‟ s offering you citizenship in exchange for cash, perhaps she ‟ s offering sex for cash. But you don ‟ t have enough!
Okay. Bye. Look for someone else.
You surf and surf and use more brazen techniques. Your interests extend to European girls abroad and the rich and classy in Egypt and the Arab states.
Rich and beautiful. Fuck her!

Ninety percent of marriages between foreign women and Egyptian men who live in Egypt end in failure after the husband leaves for the country he ‟ s now a citizen of thanks to the marriage. When there are children, the Egyptian husband gets custody and sends his wife packing, or goes back home again.“ Thanks Mr. Postman!” keeps running through your head.

That ‟ s all you could get out of her about it. What other shockers does it have in it then?

You lose hope with her for a while, but try again in the hope of improving your image:“ I didn ‟ t invite you to have sex, just to have dinner.”

“ You ‟ re asking me for a date. I ‟ m not stupid. I know how Egyptian guys think. You want to spend a night with me, perhaps you want to marry me and get citizenship through me. That ‟ s fine. I won ‟ t ask you about your job, but do you have accounts in banks in Egypt or Europe?” It seems that it isn ‟ t only Egyptians who are bums. She ‟ s offering you citizenship in exchange for cash, perhaps she ‟ s offering sex for cash. But you don ‟ t have enough!

Okay. Bye. Look for someone else.

You surf and surf and use more brazen techniques. Your interests extend to European girls abroad and the rich and classy in Egypt and the Arab states.

Rich and beautiful. Fuck her!

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