BY: JULIE LEPP
ILLUSTRATION: JASON DWYER
Regular
TRAINING
NO SWEAT
REQUIRED
A LIFETIME FEAR OF FITNESS FACES
ITS BIGGEST CHALLENGE
So I joined a fitness
challenge. can you even believe
it? Twelve weeks mes amis!
And I paid real money to do
this! clearly I was conned into
the whole thing at a time of
deep self-loathing. Yes - right
after the christmas break
when I was filled with sugar
cookies, brie cheese, chips
and chocolate. There was an
indecent amount of wine and of
course - the piéce de rèsistance
- mashed potatoes and gravy.
Oh Lord, mashed potatoes
and gravy – is there anything
better? Okay, there is but
let’s just think about mashers
and gravy for a minute. Let’s
pause and reflect on the gravy.
Hmmm…onwards.
spring 2016 | wo magazine | 61