Wiz Magazine 5/25/13 | Page 12

Featured Story(kind of)

Ryan Lifecaster!

Ryan Lifecaster has made a parody of Taylor Swift's I knew you were trouble!

Who doesn't love a parody?

Here it is!

Once upon a time, in Azteca

I was in a duel, I was all alone

A player found me, A player found me, A player found me

I guess he didn't care, when the enemy attacked

And when I fell hard he left the match

Without me, without me, without me

And he's long gone when its my next turn

And I realize I need to flee

'Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in

Making another enemy join me

You ported to a place to save your skin

Let me fend for myself, oh

I knew you were trouble when you walked in

So what am I going to do now

You ported to a place to save your skin

Now I'm by myself against more enemies

Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

No apologies, he'll never see me cry

Pretend he doesn't know that he's the reason why

I am losing, I am losing, I am losing

Now I am about to level up from quest givers on the street

A healing spell in my deck is all I'll ever need

And now I see, now I see, now I see

I defeated the enemies, long after he fled from me

And I realize the joke is on him, yeah!

I knew you were trouble when you walked in

Making another enemy join me

Ported to a place to save your skin

Let me fend for myself, oh

I knew you were trouble when you walked in

Making another enemy join me

Ported to a place to save your skin

Now I'm by myself with more enemies

Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

And the saddest fear comes creeping in

That you will never help me or her, or anyone, or with anything, yeah

I knew you were trouble when you walked in

Making another enemy join me

Ported to a place to save your skin

Let me fend for myself, oh

I knew you were trouble when you walked in (you were right there, you were right there)

You pulled another enemy in

Ported to a place to save your skin

Now I'm by myself with more enemies

Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

I knew you were trouble when you walked in

Trouble, trouble, trouble

I knew you were trouble when you walked in

Trouble, trouble, trouble

Haha that was great! See his thread here:

http://www.wizard101central.com/forums/showthread.php?354127-Taylor-Swift-I-knew-you-were-trouble