Fake Interview
Q: Hello, say hi to the crowd, Professor Drake!
A: What do you want?
Q: To interview you for Wiz Magazine!
A: Bah, fine. What is your first question?
Q: Why are you so grumpy?
A: How did I know your were going to ask this...I'm grumpy because you students are always bugging me.
Q: I don't bug you that much.
A: 30 times a day. And you're a death student.
Q: Whatever. Why did you decide to be the myth teacher?
A: I thought it would make me well known and respected, and Ambrose personally asked me once Malistaire was accepted as the death teacher.
Q: Interesting, very interesting. What are you hobbies? What are your dislikes?
A: My hobbies are reading, and research. I dislike everything else except silence.
Q: Well then. Your favorite food? Favorite spell?
A: Sushi is my favorite food, and earthquake the spell. It gets you annoying children away from me.
Q: Since you're such a downer, this will be the last question: Do you honestly like Malistaire?
A: No. Goodbye.
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